Plod.fuct. noun. The department responsible for randomly collecting features into a single incomprehensible package designed expressly to frustrate their clients with a user experience best described as not dissimilar to rubbing ones eyes in shards of glass. The enemy of product.

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Devupport

Devupport is the role of an architect when they must support anything and everything that the business needs at anytime of the day, whether or not the actual request relates to their primary area of expertise. i.e. John the C# expert was called in to devupport the NFS problems on the new linux cluster.

Execution and Delivery

Execution: The art of sacking the people that where close to delivering.

Delivery: The art of preventing being sacked and what so ever not do any work.

In.hu.man.res.our.ce (Inn-hu·man-re·source) noun. 1. any undead and their particular inabilities and lack of skills; the concept of people and their total lack of potential as a resource 2. A department of an organisation heavily infected by the undead unaware of their current fate, greatly insulted by attractive lively humans, who will stop at nothing to remove said humans, despite all evidence of skills and compatancies. See also: witches coven.

blame.zilla ( bl ame zil la)

noun.

1. Open source software used to place and track the blame for a faulure of process or software within the development environment. Note that commercial vendors offer similar products which allow the blamee to be cast out of society with merely the click of a button.

2. A mythical beast known for its fear of socks. Often found in marmite.

mu.ne (moo nee)

pron.

1. used to indicate that something belongs to me but its currently in a location that is not fully known, although its general whereabouts are known. i.e. that hat of mune is in Paris.

2. A hole in the ground dug by man with no purpose other than as a talking point.

Town.Hell (Toun.hl)

noun

1. A satan of such long tendious evilness that it goes beyound the normal tollerances of a human being and can only be recovered from with the assistance of beer.

und.s (und s)

noun
1. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic band or a liquid lunch, capable of being detected by human organs.
2. The sensation simulated in the organs of herring by such vibrations in the hair or other medium.
3. Pointless noise

verb
1. To go forth making pointless noise
2. To prepare a pointless noise